NEWS FLASH!

Court-side Artwork Vandalised

"That Chair" - gifted by a local artist and the subject of intense, mid-point argument by generations of players  on the role of chairs in tennis - has finally succumbed to the wrath of protesters advocating a less sedentary image for the game.

Suggestions are invited for interpretations of the chair's spontaneously modified form.

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