Our band of merry men are top of the pile going into the turn of the season. Since our Chas and Dave match we have won 2 more matches.

8 - 2 and 10 -1 and had a potential 10 pointer rained off against the bottom club. It's looking good for the title. I thought you might like to read some biogs of the players we have used this year.

David "The tooth fairy" Burgess - Ex-Captain and stalwart brings white legs and a jaunty cap to the team. Always willing to put his body on the line for the team. Most likely to be heard saying "Sorry" 

Mike "Fist pump" Sinclair - A born winner has played a number of games this year and has brought his grit, determination and most importantly his famed "Piccalilli" to the team. Most likely to say "Oh bugger"

Josh "Coleio - for that is his name" Cole - This is his first full year in the team and he has matured like a good cheese, looking great but slightly stinky due to all the running around David makes him do. Most likely to be heard saying "Yeah, it's another new racket, whats good enough for the Fed"

Christian "Thats mine" Guerrini - Has only played one match so far this season as he has so many talents, he's a sought after man. When he did play, it was with a swagger and we hope to see him in the team again soon. Most likely to say "Jam on top, you fools ha ha ha, yeah get down"

Harry "The kid" Full - He came, he played and then buggered off to Italy, tough gig. Most likely to say "Ciao signorina, sto dalla Cornovaglia, hai assaggiato la mia clotted cream?"

Chris "Bomber" Martin - Has played the majority of matches this year and brought a steely will to win to the team. The opposition get lulled into a trap, just because he looks like a chav doesn't mean he can't play tennis. Most likely to be heard saying "Please, please, for the love of god, stop talking Gav" #tennistorrettes

Gav "CaptainElMonkeyBoy" Goulder - Has had an easy season with such a great team on board (Thats a pint each). Most likely to say, "Just need to pop to the toilet" between each set or game or whenever he feels like it. Come to think about it, don't buy me those beers guys as I will never get on court!!! #comfortbreak!

We have 3 matches coming up that will decide the league, wish us luck. #fingerscrossed